Arrr, that wench be spillin' the beans—said she be fibbin' 'bout them Duke lads, a right jolly jest, matey!
2024-12-13
Arrr, mateys! A lass from yon Duke accused three scallywags of foul deeds 'n now, two decades later, she be spoutin' apologies! Crystal Mangum, the exotic dancer, confessed on a talkin' show, revealin' she spun a yarn. "I lied, I did! Forgive me, ye jolly rogues!" Har har har!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round, for I bring ye a tale of treachery and mischief from the high seas of scandal! A lass named Crystal Mangum, once a dancer of exotic flair, did set her sights on three fine lads from Duke University, accusing 'em of a heinous crime—rape, no less! This tale, spun nearly two decades past, be one of great folly!But lo and behold, in a twist worthy of the grandest sea shanty, this fair maiden, during a chat on the “Let’s Talk with Kat” podcast, did confess! Aye, she admitted to spinning a yarn so tall that it could make a mast look short! “I testified falsely against them,” she cried, “saying they did wrong when they be innocent as lambs!” What a twist, me mateys! A false accusation as scandalous as a scallywag stealing the captain's rum!
Now, with the wind at her back, she seeks forgiveness from those wronged lads. Aye, it be a lesson for all—truth is a treasure worth more than gold doubloons! So let this be a warning to ye: be wary of the sirens of deceit, for their songs may lead ye astray!