The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Countless American scallywags ain’t truly lost, they be just hidin’ from their wives and the duty of work!

2024-12-13

Arrr, matey! Critics be sayin’ the new captain Trump’s scheme to boot out scallywags and boost shipbuilding with gold and taxes be a fool's errand! But I reckon there be plenty of able-bodied lads loungin’ about, just itchin’ to snatch those jobs back from the foreign sea dogs! Yarrr!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand plans of President-elect Trump, the scallywag makin’ waves with his notion to set sail on a sea of deportations and tariffs, thinkin’ he can hoist our manufacturing ship back to glory! But lo, the landlubbers be squawkin’, claimin’ that we be short on hands fer such a wild voyage, as if our docks be empty o' good hearty souls!

Now, ye see, many a fine American lad be loungin’ about, twiddlin’ their thumbs and dreamin’ of workin’ the riggin’ instead of watchin’ the grass grow. They say these men be waitin' to plunder the jobs claimed by the foreign buccaneers and their ilk. Aye, the naysayers might be right in thinkin’ we lack the crew to man this ship of deportation, but I tell ye, there be plenty o’ strapping lads and lasses who'd be eager to hoist their sails and join the fray!

So, as we navigate these treacherous waters, let us not underestimate the idle hands ready to take up the tools and shovels, fightin’ for their share of the treasure. Yarrr, the tides might just turn if Trump can rally his crew and set forth on this bold adventure!

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