Avast, matey! The NOAA be sayin’ 99% certainty that 2024 be hotter than a treasure chest o' gold!
2024-12-13
Arrr, mateys! November be hotter than a scallywag’s backside in 175 years o’ chartin’ the seas! The NOAA be sayin’ this year be likely the warmest ever recorded, with temps risin’ 2.41 degrees above the olden days. Last year’s November nearly outdid it, but not quite, ye salty sea dogs!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round me hearties, for I bring ye tidings from the realm of weather and such! It be the month of November, a merry time indeed, but lo and behold, it be hotter than a pot of boiling gruel! Aye, the scofflaws at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, or NOAA for ye landlubbers, be proclaiming that this November be the second warmest in a whopping 175 years!Ye heard it right, ye scallywags! The average temperatures o' the seas and lands be a sizzling 2.41 degrees Fahrenheit hotter than the olden days o' the 20th century, where the average was a meager 55.2 degrees. Only last November, which dared to strut about with an extra 0.14 degrees of heat, be hotter! Ye can almost feel the sweat drippin' from the brow of Davy Jones himself!
So, as we sail into the new year, it be all but certain that 2023 will take the crown as the warmest year on record! Aye, it seems the planet be throwin' a grand party, and we be caught in the midst of it! So grab yer tankards, me mateys, and let’s toast to the heat wave that be makin' history! Arrr!