Arrr, Ken Paxton be settin' sail to court, claimin' an abortionist be sendin' wicked potions to Texas!
2024-12-13
Arrr! Texas AG Ken Paxton be settin' sail on a lawsuit against a New York witch doctor, claimin' she be sendin' cursed potions to a lass in Texas. The poor soul found herself in the ship's infirmary, and her wee babe be lost at sea! Paxton be demandin' a treasure of $100,000 for her misdeeds!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the wild shores of Texas! The gallant Attorney General, Ken Paxton, be raisin' a ruckus against a landlubber abortionist from New York! This scallywag be accused o' unlawfully sendin' abortion potions via the treacherous mail to a buccaneer lass in Texas!Alas! The tale takes a dark turn, fer these foul concoctions left the poor mother bleedin' like a wounded sea creature and sent her straight to the emergency room. Aye, and they ended the life of her wee unborn babe, too! 'Tis a tragedy fit to make even the heartiest pirate weep into his grog!
Now, Paxton be demandin’ the court unleash a storm o' fines upon this rogue, askin’ for a hefty $100,000 for each vile act, includin’ practice without a proper license and the dastardly act of mailin’ them abortion potions. “In this case,” he declares, “an out-of-state sorceress be causin’ a right ruckus in our fair Texas waters!” So, batten down the hatches, and let this be a cautionary tale to all who dare to cross the law, for the Texas courts be comin' fer ye with the fury of a thousand storms! Arrr!