Arrr matey! Those grand mega-farms be stirrin' up a right ruckus, makin' the bird flu dance a jig!
2024-12-14
Arrr, in the wild West where the cattle be frolickin’ by the thousands, it seems the scallywags at the chicken and moo-moo farms be catchin' a nasty cough! Over 50 landlubbers be down with the virus, savvy? A right ruckus, it be!
Ahoy, me hearty mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the land o' cattle and fowl! In yon Western realm, where the fields be a-bustin' with herds as far as the eye can see, a curious plague be a'brewin' upon the farms where chickens and cows be roamin'. Yarr, it seems the feathered and milk-giving beasts be catchin' a nasty bug that even the saltiest sea dog would steer clear of!Word on the swabbin' decks be that more than 50 landlubber workers have been struck down by this foul malady! Aye, that be a fair number of scallywags laid low, likin' to be keelhaulin’ about in their sickbeds instead of swabbin' the decks or tendin' to the bovine and poultry brigades. What a sight it must be, a crew of poor souls coughin' and wheezin' like a ship caught in a storm!