Arrr, matey! After Christmas, TikTok be walkin' the plank in the US, no more dancin' scallywags!
2024-12-15
Arrr, matey! TikTok be settin’ sail to parley with judges, tryin’ to thwart a scallywag law that’d shoo it from the seas o’ the US come mid-January! Politicians be frettin’ ‘bout Chinese pirates plunderin’ user secrets. Avast! The app be walkin’ the plank unless it be changin' its course!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the treacherous seas o' TikTok and its battle against the landlubbers in power. The scallywags in the US Congress have set their sights on banishing the merry app from their shores come mid-January, claimin’ it be a threat to the privacy of their precious booty—err, data! Aye, they be thinkin’ that the sly folks in China be plunderin’ their secrets like pirates in the night!