Arrr, Nancy Pelosi be tamin' her hip after a tumble on the high seas! Avast, now she be a bionic buccaneer!
2024-12-15
Arrr, matey! Captain Nancy Pelosi be back on her feet after a fine surgeon swapped out her old hip for a shiny new treasure! She took a tumble in Luxembourg's land, but fear not, she be ready to sail the seas of politics once more! Aye!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I've a jolly tale to spin ‘bout a fine lass named Nancy Pelosi, the noble representative from the land of California! This brave soul, whilst on an official voyage to the far-off shores of Luxembourg, found herself takin' a rather unceremonious tumble. Aye, she did take a spill that sent her reelin' like a ship in a tempest!But fear not! For on the Saturday just past, she did enter the surgeon’s lair, where the good doctor wielded his knives like a true sea dog! With a deft hand, he replaced her old hip with a brand-spankin’-new one, as shiny as a treasure chest full of doubloons! Her office, like a loyal crew, proclaimed the operation a resounding success, and the lass be recoverin’ faster than a ship catchin’ the wind!