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Arrr! George and ABC be bowin’ low to Trump, slappin’ down $15 million like scallywags in a storm!

2024-12-15

Arrr, matey! ABC News and their cap'n George Stephanopoulos struck a deal with the Dread Pirate Trump, coughin' up $15 million doubloons! They be avoidin' a ruckus in court, settlin' for a charity treasure for a grand ol' presidential hootenanny! Avast, what a merry jest!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of gold and squabbles on the high seas of news! The fine lads at ABC News, led by their swashbucklin’ anchor, George Stephanopoulos, have struck a deal with none other than Captain Donald Trump himself, settlin’ a defamation squabble that had them all in a tizzy.

Yarr, 'tis true! Rather than battlin’ it out in a stormy courtroom, the network be partin’ with a treasure of $15 million doubloons! Aye, they be sendin’ it to a grand ol’ “Presidential foundation and museum” to be built by the man in question. It be soundin' like a fine way to avoid the noose of a costly trial, eh?

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