"Cap'n Colonel be found guilty o' makin' unwanted advances! A true treasure o' justice, arrr!"
2024-12-15
Arrr, matey! This be a right peculiar tale! Congress be makin' the scallywags in uniform swap their old law books, sparkin' a grand conviction like a treasure map! Aye, ’tis a first in the swashbucklin' saga of tackle and tease on the high seas of justice!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of justice from the depths of the law’s treacherous seas! Aye, this here conviction be a mighty fine piece of news, a true treasure amidst the murky waters o' legal matters. It be said that this be one of the very first instances where Congress, in its infinite wisdom, has ordered the military to hoist the sails and change the way they be addressin' the grievous acts of sexual assault and harassment.