Arrr, matey! Senate scallywags be sayin’ Amazon be cookin' the books on them workplace boo-boos!
2024-12-16
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers in Congress be snoopin' around Amazon's treasure troves, discoverin' that the scallywags be fiddlin' with injury counts and tossin' aside safety scrolls like old rum barrels! The tale be spillin' from the HELP crew, led by Captain Bernie Sanders of Vermont! Avast!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer a tale of treachery on the high seas of commerce! A grand investigation, as mighty as a stormy gale, be settin' its sights on that scallywag, Amazon! Aye, the Senate Health Committee, led by the fierce Captain Bernie Sanders, hath discovered that the landlubbers at Amazon be playin' fast and loose with the numbers, manipulatin' data like a pirate shufflin' cards!By the Davy Jones' locker, they be hidin' the truth ‘bout their poor crew’s injuries and turnin' a blind eye to their own research that could’ve kept their landlubbers safer than a treasure chest in a hidden cove! Imagine it, ye hearties—workers toil away like sailors in a storm, and what does Amazon do? They toss the truth overboard!
This report, released on a dark and stormy night, be showin' that the online merchant be more concerned with riches than the well-bein' of their crew. So raise yer tankards high, me hearties, for this be a call to action! We must hoist the Jolly Roger for the safety of all sailors in the vast ocean of labor! Arrr!