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"Famous scallywags who aimed to shush Captain Trump now be as quiet as a shipwrecked sailor!"

2024-12-16

Arrr, the silence be thunderous, matey! On December 16, 2016, Martin Sheen and Debra Messing gathered a crew o' stars, beggin' the electors to shun the Trumpster. But lo! The landlubber real estate scallywag snatched victory from the jaws of defeat, leavin' us all scratchin' our heads!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of silence so loud, it could make the Kraken weep! On the fateful day of December 16, in the year of our Lord 2016, the notorious Martin Sheen and the fair Debra Messing rallied a band of star-studded swashbucklers, implorin' the Republican electors to shun the bombastic buccaneer known as Donald Trump from castin' his vote for the high office.

This here real estate scallywag had crashed onto the political seas like a cannonball, claimin' victory over Hillary Clinton, a former first lady and Secretary of State, who was as surprised as a fish outta water! With polls and prediction models all turned upside down, the realm found itself in a right pickle, as the deeply divided crew of America pondered how they’d let such a tempestuous captain steer their ship.

But alas, it seems the silence that followed be deafening, like a ship lost at sea with nary a whisper of a repeat performance in sight. So, raise a tankard and toast to the wild winds of fate, for the tides have turned, and who knows what other mischief be lurkin' on the horizon? Yo ho ho, let the saga continue!

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