Arrr! Biden be raisin' a grand monument fer the first lady cabinet matey! Aye, she be a true treasure!
2024-12-16
Ahoy, me hearties! On the morrow, Captain Biden be sealin’ a decree to raise a grand monument fer Frances Perkins, the first lass to sail the Cabinet seas! Aye, in Newcastle, Maine, we'll honor her courage and savvy—without her, we'd be adrift in a sea of toil! Arrr!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with news from the landlubber leaders! President Biden, the cap'n of the United States ship, did sign a proclamation to erect a grand monument in honor of the fair lass Frances Perkins, the first wench to sail the presidential Cabinet seas and the longest-serving labor secretary to boot!