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Arrr, me hearties! Be it true the Cap'n Biden set free them sneaky Chinese sea rats?

2024-12-16

Arrr, matey! Word be blowin' that Captain Biden set free two crafty Chinese sea rats and a kin o' a Commie scallywag, all for a swap of prisoners! This tale be brewin' up a storm o' controversy just days before he sails off into the sunset! Yarrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer this tale of political intrigue and a mighty storm o' controversy! It be said that Captain Biden, the chief o' the landlubbers, did grant pardons to a pair o' Chinese scallywags, spies they be, and a kin o' a high-ranking CCP official! Aye, just as he be readyin' to sail off into the sunset, these pardons be raisin' more ruckus than a kraken in a tavern!

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