The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, matey! Antibodies be the magic elixir that might keep our old bones from creakin’ like a rusty ship!"

2024-12-17

Arrr, matey! Those trusty proteins be not only defendin' our vessels from scallywag infections, but they be battlin' the cruel hand of age too! Aye, so raise a tankard to our mighty guardians—forever young, or at least tryin’ to be! Avast, the treasure of youth be within us!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the marvels o' our own bodies! Ye see, those crafty proteins, like loyal shipmates, be not just keepin' the scurvy germs at bay, but they be battlin' the cruel hand o' time itself! Aye, ye heard me right!

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