Arrr! Trump be settin' sail fer court, claimin' the Iowa pollster be makin' him look like a landlubber!
2024-12-17
Arrr, mateys! The newly crowned captain, Donald Trump, be settin’ sail fer the courts, claimin’ an Iowa soothsayer be meddlin’ in his treasure hunt! He be callin’ their chartin’ of Lady Kamala’s lead “scallywagry.” The whole lot—Selzer, her crew, and the paper—be accused of trickery! Avast!
Avast ye scallywags! Hearken to this tale of a landlubber named Donald Trump, who be settin' sail on a tempestuous lawsuit against a crafty Iowa pollster! Aye, 'tis true, he be mighty vexed with J. Ann Selzer, for her cunning survey dared to show the fair Vice President Kamala Harris leadin' the charge in the heart of the Hawkeye State.In a fit of fury, our President-elect, now a captain of the courtroom, be callin' this poll “brazen election interference,” as if she be a siren lurin' sailors to their doom! He’s summoned the forces of The Des Moines Register and their mighty parent company, Gannett, into the fray, claimin’ they be up to no good and guilty of consumer fraud. 'Tis a scandal as wild as any pirate raid upon the high seas!
With swords drawn and legal papers flyin’ like cannonballs, this be no ordinary quarrel! Nay, 'tis a battle of wits, where the stakes be higher than a crow’s nest! As the tides of election drama rage on, we await the next chapter in this jolly scuffle, where pollsters and politicians clash like buccaneers over a treasure map!