Arrr! The Jersey governor be lettin' loose near three dozen scallywags in his first act of mercy, ho!
2024-12-17
Arrr, Governor Murphy be handin’ out pardons like candy on a fine morn, 33 for landlubbers and three sentence lighteners, aye! He be sayin’, “If only I’d swung the cutlass sooner!” More be comin’, he promises, like a treasure trove of mercy, savvy?
Aye mateys, gather ‘round fer a tale of the high seas o’ politics! On the mornin’ of a fine Monday, New Jersey’s own Captain Phil Murphy, governor of the landlubber state, did unleash 33 pardons and three sentence commutations upon the unsuspectin’ folk. Aye, this be his first act o’ clemency after nearly seven years a’ sailin’ the murky waters o’ governance.