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Arrr, Fury and Usyk be havin’ an AI judge! I be thinkin’ that be as wise as a parrot in a storm!

2024-12-18

Arrr, matey! Fury and Usyk be settin’ sail fer battle once more, but lo and behold! An AI judge be watchin’ the fray like a parrot on me shoulder. Good or cursed, ye say? Let’s hope it don’t turn into a right ruckus, or we’ll be walkin’ the plank!

Avast ye, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn about the grand showdown of the year—Fury vs Usyk 2! Aye, this be no ordinary scuffle, for it be the first boxing bout to be judged by a contraption of metal and wires, an AI judge, savvy?

Turki Alalshikh, the scallywag behind this curious creation, claims it be "free from bias and human error." But lo! The secret magic behind this AI be still under wraps, leaving us all in a sea of speculation. Rumor has it, Jabbr, a company that dabbles in AI stats for brawls, be involved in this mischief.

Now, while some might cheer this leap into the future, others fret over the lack of good ol’ human discretion. Unlike the clear-cut offsides in soccer, boxing be a slippery beast, with nuances that even the sharpest AI might miss. Will our robotic judge favor flashy styles over good ol’ brawlin’?

As the tale unfolds, we ponder whether this AI contraption might one day rule the scorecards. Until then, we be left to ponder the fate of our beloved sport, hoping the judges stay true and the fights remain thrilling. So grab yer grog and prepare for a battle for the ages, ye salty sea dogs!

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