The Booty Report

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Arrr, Trudeau be swimmin' in trouble after a brawl 'bout Trump’s threat, a right crisis brewin' on the high seas!

2024-12-18

Arrr, mateys! The seas be stormy fer Prime Minister Trudeau, as his finance wench, Chrystia Freeland, set sail without a word! By day’s end, a new scallywag took her place, but the crew be callin’ for Trudeau to walk the plank! Aye, a right ruckus indeed!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the goin's-on in the land of Canada, where the jolly good Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, be findin' himself in a right pickle! His trusted finance minister, the savvy Chrystia Freeland, hath up and sailed away, leavin' the ship a-rockin' and a-reelin'!

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