Arrr! House scallywags be claimin’ the FBI should snoop on Liz’s crafty witness shenanigans over the January ruckus!
2024-12-18
Arrr, matey! The GOP crew be hollerin' fer the FBI to haul in Liz Cheney for meddlin' in the witness pot, claimin' she be breakin' the law like a scallywag! Seems the former Vice Chair of the Jan. 6 crew be in a right pickle, aye!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin’ a rip-roarin' tale o’ former Rep. Liz Cheney, a lass who once sailed the stormy seas of politickin’ as the Vice Chair o' the January 6 Select Committee. But lo and behold, the winds o' misfortune be blowin’ her way! The scallywags o' the GOP be howlin’ fer the FBI to hoist the Jolly Roger and investigate her for what they call "potential criminal witness tamperin’!" Aye, it sounds like a right fine mess, don’t it?According to the word from Rep. Barry Loudermilk, the captain o’ the House Administration Subcommittee on Oversight, it seems Cheney may have tangled herself in a web o' federal laws with her antics. ‘Tis a dangerous game she be playin’, and the crew be thinkin’ she might find herself walkin’ the plank if the allegations hold water!
So, as we watch this drama unfold like a grand seafarin’ tale, one can’t help but chuckle at the irony o’ it all. A pirate’s life may be fraught with peril, but it seems the treacherous waters o’ politics be just as murky! Avast, what a spectacle it be!