Arrr! After scourin’ the seas of Jan. 6, House scallywags back Captain Trump, givin’ Liz Cheney a right keel-haulin’!
2024-12-18
Arrr, matey! It be the House Republicans, finishin’ their treasure hunt o' truth, claimin' it be Liz Cheney who deserves to walk the plank fer snoopin’ 'round the Capitol ruckus! Seems they be intent on placin’ the blame on her, all to please Cap’n Trump and his scallywag crew!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous seas of politics! The scallywags in the House, them Republican buccaneers, have wrapped up their own little investigation on the ruckus that went down on the fateful day of January 6th, 2021. Ye see, instead of catchin' the ruffians who stormed the Capitol, they be settin' their sights on none other than Liz Cheney, a former GOP lass, claiming she should be the one walkin' the plank!Aye, ‘tis a curious tale, for while the good ship Congress was busy certifying the election, Captain Trump sent forth his rowdy crew to cause a right ruckus. But instead of layin' blame on their own captain, these seafarin' Republicans be rallyin' 'round him, intent on exactin' revenge on Cheney and her band of merry committee mates who dared to investigate the matter. 'Tis more like a pirate's quarrel than a political discourse, if ye ask me! So hoist the flag and let the winds of absurdity fill our sails, for in this grand adventure, 'tis the quest for vengeance that sails ahead, while justice be marooned on a distant isle!