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Arrr! GOP says we be investigatin' Liz Cheney fer her Jan. 6 shenanigans! Avast, what a ruckus!

2024-12-18

Arrr, mateys! The scallywags o' the Republican crew be spillin' the beans 'bout the bumbling of the now-sunk Jan. 6 committee, callin' fer a treasure hunt fer Liz Cheney's misdeeds! They be claimin' the whole ship was rigged agin' their captain, Trump! Yarrr, what a hullabaloo!

Ahoy, ye scallywags! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the latest tale of the high seas of politics! On a fine Tuesday, the rascally Republicans be settin' sail with a report, lettin' loose a blast o' cannon fire 'gainst the now-scuttled House Jan. 6 committee. Aye, this missive be full of bluster, claimin' a heap o' “failures and politicization” by them landlubbers.

With 128 pages of fine print, this report be nothin' short of a treasure map leadin' to a bounty of accusations. They be squawkin' about how the committee was a ship of fools, improperly crewed and unfairly layin' blame on the good Captain Trump, who be lookin' to keep his ship steady.

But hold yer horses, matey! The Republicans be callin' for a criminal investigation, pointin’ their bony fingers at former Rep. Liz Cheney from the wilds of Wyoming. Aye, they be sayin' she steered the ship wrong! So, as the waves of scandal crash upon the shores, we be left wonderin': who'll be the next to walk the plank in this political storm?

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