Arrr! NASA be delayin' the rescue o' our stowaway star sailors ‘til March, matey! What be the hold up, eh?
2024-12-18
Avast ye! Barry Wilmore and Suni Williams be settin’ sail for home in March at the earliest! Aye, they be waitin’ for them crafty SpaceX and NASA scallywags to finish tinkerin' with the Crew Dragon ship. Savvy? So, no landlubber shenanigans till then! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings of Barry Wilmore and the fair Suni Williams, who be sailin' the cosmic seas aboard the mighty Crew Dragon vessel. But alas! 'Tis not their time to dock at the harbor just yet! Nay, they shan't return to their landlubber homes till March at the earliest! Arrr!The clever scallywags at SpaceX and NASA be hard at work, tinkerin' with their fancy contraptions to ensure that the Crew Dragon be shipshape and Bristol fashion. They be pluggin' away, makin' sure every bolt be tightened and every gear be oiled, lest they end up floatin' in the great abyss, not unlike a wayward ship without a captain!
So, me hearties, while Barry and Suni be out there, star-gazin’ and countin’ the twinklin’ stars, we’ll be here on solid ground, raisin’ a tankard of grog and laughin’ at the thought of space pirates—anyone who dares sail the void of the cosmos, be it for gold or glory! So, let’s hoist our sails high and await the day when our intrepid adventurers return, tales of the heavens spillin’ like treasure from their lips!