Arrr, Trump and Vance be shoutin' to Congress: "Nix the budget scroll, pass the clean one, sans them Democrat trinkets!"
2024-12-18
Arrr, me hearties! President-elect Trump and Vice President Vance be raisin' the sails against that landlubber resolution! They be tellin' the Republican crew to challenge the Democrats in a dance o’ shutdown! Blimey! Missin' the debt sea in 2025 be a scallywag blunder! Time to right the ship, ye scallywags!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous seas of politics! Our President-elect Donald Trump, a salty sea dog, and his trusty first mate, Vice President-elect J.D. Vance, be raisin' their voices loud and clear against the scallywag resolution bein' tossed about in Congress."Avast ye, landlubbers!" they cried, "Tis the most foolish and inept move ever made by those Congressional swabs to let our fine ship, the good ole USA, hit the dreaded debt ceiling back in 2025! A right blunder it be, and we be needin' to chart a course to fix it!" So, they urge their fellow Republican crew to call the Democrats' bluff on this here government shutdown, arm in arm like a band of buccaneers ready for battle!
So, hoist the Jolly Roger, me hearties! If we be settin' sail into stormy waters, we best be doin' it with a hearty laugh and a belly full of rum, lest we end up in Davy Jones’ locker with the rest of the misguided crew! Yarrr, politics be a wild sea, but with Trump and Vance at the helm, we shan't go down without a fight!