Arrr, the Idaho sea dogs be tossin' DEI offices overboard from their academic ships! Avast, no more diversity treasure!
2024-12-19
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of Idaho's Board o' Education be raisin' the Jolly Roger against DEI schemes! On Wednesday, they declared a hearty “Nay!” to such nonsense in their colleges and universities. A fine day for plunderin’ of progress, I say! Avast, no more of that fancy talk!
The resolution be clear as a calm sea: no student or sailor be required to declare their identity, nor shall any policies favor the color of one's skin or the flag they fly. The board says that all shall have an equal chance to succeed, regardless of their personal traits—so ye best be ready to hoist the sails of merit, me hearties!
But that's not all! The board's decree also insists on free speech, allowing all voices to be heard on campus without fear of being tossed overboard! By June 30, 2025, these changes shall be in full effect, and universities better be ready to navigate these uncharted waters.
As Board President Dr. Linda Clark put it, “We be ready to meet the needs of all students!” Aye, that be a fine plan, but only time will tell if this ship sails smoothly or if it runs aground in the tempest of controversy!