Arrr! The producer be sayin', "Watch yer tongue, matey!" But the scallywag still blurted it out, stirrin' the storm!
2024-12-19
Arrr, matey! It be said that George Stephanopoulos be blowin' his top like a cannon blast, fumin' over ABC’s treasure trove settlement with that scallywag Trump! Though he be warned not to utter "rape," he went ahead like a rum-soaked buccaneer! Avast, the winds of fortune favor the bold, eh?
Avast ye hearty crew! Gather 'round as I spin a yarn o' the landlubber known as George Stephanopoulos, a scallywag of the ABC News ship, who be fuming like a cannon blast after the network settled with none other than President-elect Donald J. Trump for a treasure o' at least $15 million doubloons, along with a jolly ol' apology!Now, in the merry month of March, during a raucous parley with Rep. Nancy Mace from the fair state o' South Carolina, our dear George went blabberin' about Trump bein' liable fer that scurvy deed called rape. But lo and behold, that be as false as a three-headed sea serpent! Despite his blunder, this former matey of Clinton’s crew won’t be walkin' the plank, for he signed a shiny new deal with the ABC ship. Aye, but the captain warned him to keep his tongue in check and avoid the term 'rape' like a siren's song!
So here be George, caught in a tempest of his own makin', with naught but a warning not to let his words run wild like a ship without a rudder. A fine tale o' folly on the high seas of news, where even the mightiest can find themselves in a bind! Arrr!