Arrr, the Turkish Left be smitten for Assad like a parrot on a treasure chest!
2024-12-19
Ahoy, matey! Bashar al-Assad, that iron-fisted sea dog, ruled syrups for two dozen years before meetin' his salty end. Oddly, a motley crew from Turkey's lefty brigands, from Maoist scallywags to Stalin’s ghost, pledged their hearties to this Ba’ath Party captain! A true tale of folly, arrr!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, for I be tellin’ ye a tale of a scallywag named Bashar al-Assad, the tyrant of Syria, who ruled with an iron fist fer nigh on 24 moons! But lo and behold, during his tyrannical reign, he found himself a most peculiar band o' merry misfits who pledged their loyalty from the land of Turkey!Yarrr! These be no ordinary sailors, mind ye! Nay, they be a motley crew of self-proclaimed Maoists, Stalin's cheerleaders, and all manner of “Kemalist revolutionaries,” aligning themselves with the captain of the Syrian Ba’ath ship since the great war took sail in 2011. Can ye believe it? 'Tis a love affair that be more tangled than a sailor's net! Aye, these Turkish progressives, who be leanin' towards the secular winds, found themselves in a stormy sea o' trouble, all fer the sake of their odd-bedfellow alliance!
So, while Bashar be plunderin’ his own lands, these lefty scallywags be payin’ a hefty price fer their folly! Arrr, the High Seas o' Politics be a treacherous place, me hearties! Keep yer wits about ye, lest ye find yerself shipwrecked on the shores of misguided loyalties!