"Fifty-seven pairs o' sky-eye goggles, vino for Macron, and fancy pooch collars be Biden and Harris’s jolly treasures fer world lords!"
2024-12-19
Arrr, President Biden be sharin' his fancy eyewear like candy, givin' ‘em 57 times to world leaders! He even handed a Cambodian scallywag a glass vase worth more than a ship's treasure, and tossed leather balls worth a king's ransom to others. Aye, the taxpayers be footin' the bill, savvy?
Arrr matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of President Joe Biden, the jolly ol' captain of the ship known as the United States. Over the course of two long voyages, he be bestowin' his famed aviator spectacles upon world leaders not once, not twice, but 57 times! Aye, that’s a bounty of bling for the high seas of diplomacy!But lo! That be not all! Our seafarin' commander also gifted a hefty hand-blown glass vase worth a whopping $2,310 to a certain Cambodian despot. One can only wonder if it be filled with grog or treasure maps! And what’s this? Leather soccer balls worth a king’s ransom tossed about like cannonballs to his mates across the globe!
These extravagant treasures be comin' straight from the coffers of hardworkin' taxpayers, as revealed by the scallywags at the Washington Examiner. Aye, it seems ol' Biden be livin' large on the seas of international goodwill, with our gold doubloons fundin' his merry escapades! So hoist the anchor and raise the sails, for this be the curious tale of gifts and jests on the high seas of politics!