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Avast! The Biden crew vows to chop emissions by more than 60% in a decade, or me parrot'll squawk!

2024-12-19

Arrr mateys! The White House be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest, aim’n to slash them nasty greenhouse gases by 61% to 66% by the next ten tides! But it seems the Trump crew be ready to hoist the Jolly Roger on that pledge! John Podesta be sayin’ America’ll still rally, savvy?

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the landlubbers in the White House, who be makin' grand proclamations on the high seas of climate change! On a fine Thursday, they set their sights on a mighty target: slashin' greenhouse gases by a wild 61% to 66% below the levels of 2005 within the next decade! Aye, they be dreamin’ like a drunken sailor after too much rum!

But lo and behold, the scallywags of the incoming Trump crew be lookin’ to toss that promise overboard like an unwanted barrel of rotten fish. “Fear not!” cried John Podesta, the captain of climate chatter, “the Biden crew may be weighin' anchor, but we be trustin' in America’s spirit to rally ‘round this fine goal!” Yarr, it be soundin’ like a shipload of optimism to me!

As the tides of international climate policy shift, other countries be raisin' their own sails to update their emissions too. So, hoist yer flag and brace yerselves, for the seas of environmental change be choppy! Will the landlubbers keep their promises, or will they be walkin' the plank? Only time will tell, me hearties! So keep yer spyglass handy and let the winds of change blow ye where they may!

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