The Booty Report

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Avast! Oklahoma be sendin' a scallywag to Davy Jones' locker for a foul deed against a wee lass! Arrr!

2024-12-19

Arrr, on the morn of Thursday, the 25th soul met the noose in Oklahoma! Kevin Ray Underwood, a scurvy knave, faced the grim reaper's needle for the foul deed of snuffin’ a wee lass of ten. Aye, death be a harsh mistress, indeed!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of woe from the land o' Oklahoma, where a scallywag named Kevin Ray Underwood met his salty end. On a fateful Thursday morn, the executioner’s needle struck true, markin' the final takedown in a year of many a grim fate. Underwood, a former keeper o' groceries, be the villain who did heinous deeds to a lass of merely ten summers, spurred by a madman's hunger fer flesh!

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