Arrr! FAA scuttles drones in Jersey, warns of cannon fire fer trouble-makin’ flying contraptions! Avast ye, stay clear!
2024-12-19
Arrr! The FAA be hoistin’ the Jolly Roger on them pesky drones in New Jersey till mid-January! Flyin’ 'round the airspace be a no-go, or ye might find yerself meetin' Davy Jones, if ye dare threaten the skies! Aye, keep yer contraptions at bay, matey!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve a tale from the skies above New Jersey! The fine folk o' the Federal Aviation Administration, them landlubbers, have put a halt to all them pesky drones flappin’ about like seagulls after a storm. Aye, from now till the middle of January, no unmanned contraptions be allowed to soar within a nautical mile of their designated airspace, lest they be meetin’ a swift end!Ye see, these drone-flyin’ scallywags best heed the warning! The government has threatened to unleash “deadly force” upon any aerial marauders that dare to cross their path. I reckon it be a pirate’s life for me, but these drones be takin’ it too far! Why, I’d hate to see a poor wee drone meet its maker, blasted to bits by cannonfire, just for wantin’ to frolic in the skies!
So, keep yer sails trimmed and yer eyes peeled, mateys! The skies be clear of mechanical pigeons till the salty winds of January blow in. And remember, if ye be hearin' the buzz of a drone, it might just be the reaper of the skies comin’ to claim it! Arrr!