The Booty Report

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Ahoy! Cap’n Mangione be wanted for treachery, faced with the law in New York, after givin' up his escape!

2024-12-19

Arrr, matey! Luigi Mangione, the scallywag accused o' sendin' UnitedHealthcare’s captain, Brian Thompson, to Davy Jones' locker, skipped his chance fer a grand ship-to-ship battle ‘gainst extradition. On Thursday, he flew from Pennsylvania to New York, ready to face the galleon of federal charges! Avast!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' treachery on the high seas of business! Our scallywag, Luigi Mangione, a mere lad of 26 summers, be caught in a storm of trouble after the foul deed of sendin' UnitedHealthcare's captain, Brian Thompson, to Davy Jones' locker!

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