The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Be it true that the Anti-TikTok scallywag tossed a treasure o’ $1.1M into Meta’s chest?

2024-12-19

Arrr, me hearties! TikTok, the swashbucklin' social media vessel, be takin' a hit! ByteDance's plea for a stay be sunk by the mighty U.S. courts. They best be sellin' TikTok by January, or walk the plank! Lawyers be readyin' to parley with the Supreme Court, savvy? Misinformation be a-jigglin' about like a drunken sailor!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a curious tale from the digital seas! The mighty social media leviathan, TikTok, and its treasure-hoarding parent, ByteDance, be findin' themselves in a bit o' a pickle after they tried to delay a potential ban in the grand ol' U.S. of A!

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