Arrr! The Trump treasure map be sunk, as the clock's tickin' fer a shipwreck o' shutdown!
2024-12-19
Arrr! A scallywag bill to keep the ship afloat, backed by the soon-to-be captain Trump, floundered in the House o' Representatives like a fish outta water! The crew be inchin' closer to a mutiny of shutdowns, with the sands slippin' through the hourglass by Friday's end!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the treacherous seas of Congress! On a fateful Thursday night, a bill, aye, a bill meant to keep the ship of government sailin’ smooth, struck the rocks! This here venture had the seal of approval from none other than President-elect Trump himself, but alas, it was met with a hearty "nay" from the scallywags in the House of Representatives.