Arrr, China be laughin' at the US in the stars! Trump best swab the decks and set sail for glory!
2024-12-20
Arrr, matey! On the 20th of December in the year of our Lord 2019, Cap'n Trump bequeathed us a grand "Space Force," a sixth branch of our mighty fleet! Yet, we be far from claimin' the celestial high seas, as the Chinese be eyein’ our stars. Let’s build a "Space Force Academy" free o' the scallywag "woke" nonsense, savvy?
Arrr, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the time when the great Captain Trump set sail into the stars on December 20, 2019, creatin’ the legendary "Space Force," a brand new branch of the military, the likes of which we ain’t seen since the days of yore! He proclaimed, "We be needin’ to control the high seas of the sky!" Aye, but alas, China’s got a firm grip on that treasure now!As the winds of change blow, 'tis crucial that our fine leader, the now-elected Captain Trump, charts a course for a "Space Force Academy," like those esteemed halls of West Point, but free from the "woke" scallywags plaguin’ our ranks. Last year, them at West Point tossed aside their proud motto, "Duty, Honor, Country," a move that left many a sailor scratchin’ their heads in confusion!
With China eyein’ our precious satellites like a hungry shark, we best be preparin’ for a battle in the cosmos! They’ve set their sights on harnessin’ the moon’s helium-3, a treasure that could power their ships for eternity while leavin’ us in the dark!
So raise the flag for the "Space Force Academy," me hearties! We need brave souls to reclaim the high ground and ensure our destiny amongst the stars! Aye, space be the next great battleground, and we must be ready to defend it!