Arrr! The crew o' Congress be swabbing the decks, passin' a treasure map to keep the ship afloat, savvy?
2024-12-20
Arrr, matey! On the third strike, the House found treasure, passin' a bill to keep the ship afloat till March, givin’ aid to those poor landlubbers and farmers! Now, the Senate crew and Cap'n Biden be dancin' with a deadline; lest we all end up in Davy Jones’ locker!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the treacherous waters of Congress! On the third attempt, the scallywags of the House hath finally hoisted the sails on a stopgap bill, keepin' the federal coffers filled 'til March. Aye, this wondrous parchment also doles out treasure fer those poor souls caught in disasters and blesses the good farmers, all without touchin' the cursed federal debt limit!Now, the fate of this fine vessel lies in the hands of the Democrat crew runnin’ the Senate and their captain, President Joe Biden. They be facin' a midnight deadline, lest they be caught in the storm of a government shutdown, leavin' many services to sink like a ship with no crew! C-SPAN be whisperin’ tales that the Senate shall pull in the legislation, but will they navigate the choppy waters or be dashed upon the rocks of delay?
So, me hearties, keep yer eyes peeled and yer tankards full, fer the high seas of politics be fraught with peril and mirth. Will they find common ground, or be we drownin' in chaos? Only time will tell on this wild sea of governance!