Arrr! The House be tossin’ a lifeline o’ gold to the Senate, lest our ship o' government be stranded!
2024-12-20
Arrr, matey! The House o’ Representatives be raisin’ the Jolly Roger on a treasure chest o’ doubloons! They be sendin’ it to the Senate, hopin’ they can hoist the sails afore the stroke of midnight. This bounty be keepin’ the ship afloat for three moons and tossin’ some gold to the needy!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale of political high seas! The House o' Representatives, them scallywags, set sail with a shiny bipartisan treasure known as a federal spendin’ bill, sendin’ it off to the Senate like a ship laden with booty on a stormy night!With the clock tickin’ like a cannonball ready to fire, the Senate be ponderin’ whether they could hoist the sails and pass the bill 'fore the midnight hour struck, bringin’ about a mighty disaster if the coffers ran dry! Arrr, the suspense be thicker than grog in a captain’s mug!
This here bill be keepin’ the federal ship afloat fer three more moons, providin’ the crew with disaster relief and aid to them farm folk, who be riskin’ it all fer their crops. So, as the clock chimed, we be hopin’ the Senate don’t turn into a bunch o' landlubbers, lettin’ the government run aground!
So, raise yer tankards and toast to the brave souls in the House, who be tryin’ to keep the ship steady on these turbulent waters! May the Senate find their sea legs, lest we all be marooned in the perilous depths of a government shutdown!