The Booty Report

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"Avast! Two souls gone to Davy Jones and sixty more in a pickle, thanks to a rogue chariot at the jolly market!"

2024-12-20

Arrr, mateys! A cursed chariot crashed into the jolly Christmas fair in Magdeburg, takin' two souls to Davy Jones' locker and sendin’ 60 more to the ship's doctor! The scallywag behind the wheel was nabbed faster than a seagull on a soggy biscuit! Aye, holiday cheer turned into a right ruckus!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale that be twistin’ the festive spirit into a right ruckus! In the fair city o’ Magdeburg, where jolly folk be celebratin’ the merry season, a scallywag behind the wheel took a detour straight through the Christmas market, plowin’ through like a ship in a storm!

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