Arrr! Kasparian of the Young Turks be blowin' his top 'bout Harris takin' the helm in California—“I be settin’ sail!”
2024-12-21
Arrr, me hearties! Ana Kasparian, co-captain of "The Young Turks," let out a bellow louder than a cannon's roar when she pondered the frightful notion of California scallywags settin' Kamala Harris to rule the high seas of governorship! Yarr, what a tempest that would be!
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags, for a tale of political tempest on the high seas of Californian governance! Ana Kasparian, a fiery lass o' "The Young Turks," did unleash a storm o' words upon her matey, Cenk Uygur, when he dared suggest that Vice President Kamala Harris might be charting a course toward the governorship of the Golden State. Aye, some landlubbers still mourn the day when Trump bested Harris, whilst others ponder the vice president’s fate.“What madness be this?” shrieked Kasparian, her voice echoing like a cannon blast across the deck. Cenk, the ever-steadfast navigator, simply replied, “Tis the truth, whether ye like it or not, for Democrats in California are like sheep, ready to follow their captain!” Kasparian, vexed as a pirate out of rum, threatened to abandon ship and seek land elsewhere. “Nay! I’ll not sail under such a regime!” she declared.
Yet, Cenk, with a twinkle in his eye, insisted that should the Democratic crew declare Harris their queen, many would eagerly pledge their allegiance, even if she be as lost as a treasure map gone awry! Kasparian, taking the helm of reason, urged Harris to retreat from the political battleground and find a new course, lest she lead her ship into treacherous waters. “Go find a new trade, lass!” she warned, “for California’s future be at stake!”