The Booty Report

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Arrr! Senate be scouring Supreme Court's treasure chests, findin' more swanky voyages, callin' fer a code or face the plank!

2024-12-21

Arrr! Aye, after a two-year treasure hunt, them Democratic sea dogs be spillin’ the beans on Justice Clarence Thomas, jet-settin’ in style! They be callin’ on Congress to hoist a new code of conduct to keep the scallywags in line! Avast, matey, what a hullabaloo!

Avast ye landlubbers and ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of justice and ethics! A band of Democratic senators, much like a crew of determined seadogs, embarked on a grand voyage—nay, a nearly two-year expedition—into the treacherous waters of Supreme Court ethics, where the winds of luxury travel blow mighty strong for one esteemed Captain, Justice Clarence Thomas!

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