Arrr, matey! Looks like Clarence and Samuel be caught with their hands in the treasure chest of ethics!
2024-12-21
Arrr, matey! After a long sail of near two years, them Democratic scallywags be discoverin’ that ol’ Justice Clarence Thomas be livin’ it up on fancy voyages! They be hollerin’ for Congress to whip up some rules to keep them high-seas shenanigans in check! Avast!
Avast, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of high seas and higher courts! A band of Democratic senators, like a crew o’ determined scallywags, set sail on a nearly two-year voyage into the murky waters of Supreme Court ethics. What treasure did they uncover? Why, more lavish adventures taken by the infamous Justice Clarence Thomas, that landlubber of a conservative who seems to have a penchant for fancy sails and even fancier trips!Arrr, it appears this ol’ sea dog has been traversin' the globe in style, while the good folk of the land be wonderin' if he be playin’ fast and loose with the rules! With the wind at their backs, these senators be callin' upon Congress to hoist the sails and chart a course for a new code of conduct for the justices. Aye, they be wantin’ a mechanism to enforce it, lest the deck be swabbed with the muck of unethical shenanigans!
So here’s to the brave souls in the Senate, swingin’ their cutlasses of justice in a quest to keep our courts as tidy as a captain’s quarters. May their efforts bring about fair winds for ethics, and may Justice Thomas find himself on a less opulent voyage next time!