Ahoy, mateys! The Senate be sayin’ a code o’ ethics be needin’ a sturdy anchor, lest we all run aground!
2024-12-21
Arrr, matey! A band o' Democrat sea dogs has spent nigh on two years scuttlin' about, uncoverin' Justice Clarence Thomas's swashbucklin' travels in fine style! They be callin' on Congress to hoist a new code o' conduct, lest our noble court turn into a pirate’s tavern!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I be havin' a tale of high seas o' justice and luxury fit fer a king! A band of scallywag Democrat senators, with the cunning of a fox, have spent near two long years investigatin' the doings of one Justice Clarence Thomas, a fine lad o' the Supreme Court. They’ve discovered that this noble judge be travelin’ in more style than a captain on a treasure hunt! Aye, he’s been sailin’ the skies and loungin’ in places most common folk can only dream of.These senators, with their spyglasses glued to the horizon, be callin’ upon Congress to hoist the sails and establish a code of conduct fer the likes of ol’ Thomas. They be sayin’ it’s high time to set some rules fer the brave souls in black robes, lest they start thinkin' they be above the law, like a pirate thinkin’ he can rob a ship without consequence! So, me mateys, as the winds of change blow through the halls of power, will Congress heed their call? Or will they let the good Justice continue his luxury voyages, plunderin’ the trust of the landlubbers? Aye, it be a comical adventure in the world o’ justice, indeed!