"Avast ye hearties! Pence be challengin' the 2024 mateys to hoist the flag o' a 15-week national abortion ban. Will ye join the scallywag?"
2023-06-23
Arrr, ye scallywags! The old vice captain be sayin' to his foes to give their backing to the ban. It be stricter than what that Trump landlubber be supportin'.
Arrr, me hearties! The old vice captain be callin' on his fellow scallywags to support a ban that be even stricter than what our previous captain, Donald J. Trump, be sayin' he'd support. Aye, the stakes be high, me mateys!The old vice captain be wantin' to ban a certain type of weapon that be causin' trouble on the high seas. He be sayin' that this type of weapon be too dangerous and can cause much harm to the crew. He be sayin' that the ban he's proposin' be stricter than what our previous captain, Trump, be sayin' he'd do.
Now, me hearties, some of ye might be thinkin' that this be too much of a restriction. But the old vice captain be sayin' that this type of weapon be too much of a threat to our crew and we need to be protectin' ourselves. He be sayin' that we need to be makin' tough choices to keep our ship and our crew safe.
So, me fellow pirates, what be yer thoughts on this ban? Will ye be supportin' the old vice captain and his call for a stricter ban? Or will ye be thinkin' that he be goin' too far? Let's weigh anchor and set sail on this debate, me hearties!