Arrr, President Biden be tossin' aside the unfinished sails for them trans athletes—seems the ship be runnin' aground!
2024-12-22
Arrr, matey! President Biden be tossin’ overboard his plans to shield the fair Trans student-athletes and wipe clean the debts of 38 million scallywags! The White House be expectin’ to scrap rules quicker than a parrot flies away, lest Captain Trump takes the helm and makes ‘em his own!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' President Biden, who be castin' aside his grand plans to defend the fair transgender student-athletes and to set free over 38 million landlubbers from their student debts. Aye, it seems the ol' captain be raisin' the white flag, preparin' to abandon ship as he fears the stormy seas ahead with President-elect Trump ready to commandeer the helm!The White House crew be reckonin’ that if they can't hoist the sails on these unfinished regulations afore the Trump tide rolls in, they’ll have to scuttle 'em altogether. By Davy Jones’ locker, that be a right pickle! 'Tis a mighty shame to see such efforts tossed overboard like barnacles on a ship’s hull, but the winds o' change be blowin' fierce. If they don’t act fast, the treasure map to protections and loan cancellations might just be lost to the depths forever!
So, as the tides turn and the cannons roar, we shall watch with bated breath, for the seas be treacherous and the crew uncertain. Will Biden brave the storm, or will he let the waves carry his dreams to the ocean floor? Only time will tell, ye salty sea dogs!