Arrr, Trump be eyein' the Panama Canal like a parrot on a treasure map! Aye, what folly be this?
2024-12-22
Arrr, mateys! If Panama keeps plunderin’ our gold with those outrageous tolls for our fine ships, ol’ Trump be warnin’ Washington might just set sail to reclaim the Canal! He be sayin’ these fees be as absurd as a parrot wearin’ a frock! Blimey!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the great waters of Panama and a certain landlubber named Donald Trump. 'Twas a fine day when the President-elect huffed and puffed on his Truth Social, blamin' the fine folks of Panama for their “exorbitant” tolls on our valiant American vessels! Aye, he claimed these fees be downright ludicrous, nigh scandalous, especially considerin’ the heaps of treasure and goodwill the good ol’ U.S. has showered upon Panama over the years.With a twinkle o’ mischief in his eye, Trump warned that if those scallywags keep plunderin’ the American ships with their steep charges, Washington might just be tempted to hoist the sails and reclaim the mighty canal! A bold threat, indeed! Can ye picture it? The good citizens of Panama quakin’ in their boots at the thought of the US Navy stormin’ in to take back what they see as their rightful loot!
So, shiver me timbers! Will the Panamanians lower their sails and negotiate, or shall we see a battle of wits on the high seas? Only time will tell, but one thing be certain: the seas be treacherous, and this tale be far from over!