"Joe Manchin be settin’ fire to them Democrats as he sails out the door, arrr! What a merry spectacle!"
2024-12-23
Arrr, as ol' Joe Manchin be settin' sail from Congress after near a decade and a half, he be callin' the Democratic flag as toxic as a bilge rat! "That D-brand be cursed," he be sayin' to the scallywag Raju. Avast, he be takin’ to the independent seas now!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the curious case of Joe Manchin, a brave soul set to sail from the treacherous waters of Congress after nearly 15 long years. This West Virginian seadog, who once hoisted the Democratic flag, has decided to toss it overboard and chart a course as an independent scallywag!In a jolly chat with the news buccaneer, Manu Raju, Manchin be spoutin' that the Democratic brand be more toxic than a barrel o’ rotten fish! “The D-brand,” he says, “be so maligned, it’s just, it’s toxic!” Aye, he’s throwin’ shade like a seasoned sailor in a storm, claimin’ that’s why he abandoned ship.
With a hearty laugh, he be makin’ it clear he wants naught to do with the party he once called home, shiverin’ timbers at the thought of that brand's curse! So, as Manchin prepares to set forth on a new adventure, we raise our tankards in salute to his quest for calmer seas. May his compass guide him well, and may the winds be ever in his favor, lest he find himself marooned on the isle of irrelevance! Avast, that’s the tale of Joe Manchin, the independent pirate of the political seas!