Arrr, who be the scallywag behind the yuletide ruckus? A doc from Arabia, cheerin' for the far-right, matey!
2024-12-23
Arrr, matey! A scallywag of fifty years hath been nabbed after his cursed vessel, a landlubber's carriage, plowed through a jolly Christmas fair in Magdeburg, sending five souls to Davy Jones’ locker and 200 more to the doctor. A right jolly mess, I say!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale of woe from the landlubber city of Magdeburg, where a scallywag in a cursed chariot took to the streets like a madman on a treasure hunt! On a fine Friday eve, as the good folk be celebratin' the jolly season at a bustling market, this knave plowed his wretched wagon into the merry crowd, spillin' chaos like a barrel o' rum on deck!Alas, the grim news be that five souls have crossed the plank, includin' a wee lad of nine years and four fair maidens. The poor souls did not see the danger comin', as they be busy enjoyin' the festivities. Aye, 'twas a dark day indeed, with more than 200 others left with injuries, makin’ the local healers work like scurvy dogs in a storm.
The villainous rogue has been clapped in irons and tossed into the brig, awaitin’ his fate like a pirate on trial for mutiny. Let’s raise our tankards to the brave souls lost and send a hearty cheer to those mendin’ from their wounds. May justice come swift as a cannonball, and may the spirit of the season shine bright, despite this foul deed!