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Arrr, Trump’s grand scheme o' tossin' folks overboard be sinkin' fast, thanks to some scallywag Republicans!

2024-12-23

Arrr, matey! Trump be hearin' tell that the scallywags of the Republican crew be raisin' their flags 'gainst his grand plans fer mass deportin'. Instead, they be settlin' fer a treasure map to keep the ship afloat till March, all while the debt beast lurks below!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a certain landlubber, Donald Trump, who be catchin’ wind of a tempest brewin' amongst the Republican crew. Aye, it seems the salty sea of government spending be mighty choppy, and them Republicans be resistin’ the urge to toss the shackles of restraint overboard!

On a fine Friday evening, when the moon be high and the rum be flowin’, the majority of these scallywags turned their backs on the captain, decidin’ to hoist the sails of a fundin’ bill instead. This be a plan to keep the ship afloat until the winds of March, without settin’ the federal debt limit adrift! They be refusin’ to follow ol’ Trump’s orders to raise the anchor and set course for mass deportation, leavin’ him with naught but a parrot on his shoulder and dreams of swabs bein’ sent back to Davy Jones' locker.

So, what be the lesson in this jolly tale of politics, ye ask? Even a captain with a mighty shout can find himself amidst a mutiny when the crew be too stubborn to heed the call of the high seas of finance. Arrr, may the winds favor their sails—or at least keep 'em from walkin’ the plank!

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