Arrr! Advocates be teachin' landlubbers how to keep their heads above water 'neath Cap'n Trump's stormy seas!
2024-12-23
Arrr, matey! Winston Leiva be spoutin’ a mighty long list fer landlubbers to safeguard their kin from the great tempest o' Trump’s deportation threats! Make a scheme fer yer wee ones if ye be nabbed, don’t be openin’ the door unless ye spy a fancy paper, and fer the love of Davy Jones, stay mum!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round and lend yer ear to the wise words of Captain Winston Leiva, the savvy sea dog of safety for all ye scallywags sailin' under the flag of immigration!As the winds blow foul with the promise of mass deportations from that landlubber President-elect Trump, ye best be preparin’ yerselves! First, conjure up a plan like a treasure map, fer who’ll be lookin’ after yer wee ones should ye be scooped up by the law. Aye, don’t be leavin’ ‘em to fend fer themselves like castaway shipwrecks!
Next, when them authorities come knockin’, don’t ye dare open the door without a judicial warrant slippin' through first! Treat it like a cursed chest—if it be not marked by the king’s seal, leave it be! And fer the love of Davy Jones, remember this here golden rule: ye have the right to keep yer lips sealed tighter than a clam. No need to spill yer secrets to the landlubbers!
So hoist the sails of caution, me hearties! With these tips in yer treasure chest, ye’ll be sailin’ safe on the briny deep, no matter what storms blow yer way!