"Arrr, what be this? NASA's sails may shift, 'neath the cap'n Trump — more treasure maps, less star-gazin’, savvy?"
2024-12-24
Arrr, the Trump crew be settin' their sights on NASA, seekin' to swab the decks and make “big changes”! Aye, they be talkin’ of slashing the booty too! Methinks the space lads better batten down the hatches! Savvy?
Arrr, me hearties! It be a stormy sea o’ change brewin’ in the good ol’ NASA ship, as the Trump crew be settin’ their sights on makin’ some mighty big alterations! Aye, they be wishin’ to trim the sails, if ye catch me drift, and make some cuts to the budget, savvy?Now, ye may be wonderin’, what be these scallywags wantin’ to do with the grand crew of space explorers? Well, it seems they be seekin’ to hoist the anchor on unnecessary treasure, lookin’ to sail a leaner ship. Some of the crew be scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ if this be a voyage to new worlds or just a plunderin’ expedition for the doubloons!
But hold yer horses, ye landlubbers! If the good ol’ NASA be cuttin’ back, what becometh of their grand dreams of travelin’ to Mars and explorin’ the vast seas of the cosmos? Do they be expectin’ to send space shanties instead of rockets? Arrr, the very thought be makin’ me belly ache with laughter!
So brace yerselves, me mateys! The Trump transition be settin’ course for the stars, but it appears they be wishin’ to do it with a lighter loot! We can only hope they don’t throw the telescope overboard in their quest for gold!