“Avast! Retired sea dogs sunk $50K in a timeshare trap—now they be swimmin' with the fishes of bad luck!”
2024-12-24
Avast, ye timeshare buccaneers! The FBI be blowin' the whistle on a scallywag telemarketer linked to a rascally Mexican drug crew! Fear not, for the tech sorcerer Kurt “CyberGuy” Knutsson be servin' up a treasure map o' safety steps to keep yer doubloons safe from these scurvy knaves! Arrr!
Arrr, me hearties! Beware the treacherous tides of a scallywag telemarketing scam that be plaguin’ timeshare owners! The FBI be soundin’ the alarm, claimin’ this foul scheme be linked to the notorious Jalisco New Generation drug cartel from Mexico! Aye, it’s no ordinary trick; these ruffians be plunderin’ unsuspectin’ property owners of their doubloons!Take the tale of the Dimitruks, a retired Canadian couple who fell for this dastardly ruse. They were lured by promises of a rich Mexican buyer, only to find themselves trapped in a web of deceit, fork’n over more than $50,000 to these scallywags! A fake escrow company and endless fees were just the start of their misfortune, like a ship lost at sea!
The cartel be usin’ crafty tactics— impersonatin’ real estate agents and targetin’ our elder kin, who be more vulnerable to their foul ways. With call centers run by desperate souls, they be makin’ off with hard-earned gold while leavin’ their victims in the dust!
So, me mateys, guard yer treasure! Verify offers, research companies, and beware of upfront fees! Stay skeptical, for with knowledge be the power to thwart these knaves! Let’s keep our gold in our own chests and send these pirates back to Davy Jones’ locker!